Sitting, and can't reach the ground:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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I hate touchscreen

dougsnewtumblelog:

mikesnosense:

I’ve unfollowed blogs, emailed my shopping list to the international space station and probably accidentally shared porn with facebook.  

I’m too old school for this shit.

emailed my shopping list to the international space station…

lmfao…dying here   :D

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kkatkkrap:

A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about th…  …

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captainlrg:

Captain Jack Harkness. The only man I know who can use his own name as a pick-up line. 

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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential

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colfershands:

the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

rickmanforever:

Rickmanforever.Tumblr.Severus my love. (Taken with instagram)

fgorgeousthing:

*snorts*

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